I was a wee intoxicated, but the point is, I had a great time.:)
And no, I have no idea why I’m talking like that…
Here’s a close-up of my winnings:
Notice the Abraham Lincoln Ding-Ding Sarong.
I have a video of me trying to say that along with 3 other extremely drunk off winning( and alcohol) v-logs but since I was drunk I accidentally taped them sideways and it took me way too long to flip that video up top and I just don’t have the brainpower to fix all of them…at least not today.
I ended up getting 20 out of 24 categories correct. I was 12 for 12 before I even missed a category! I couldn’t believe it.
My Auntie always keeps a running commentary of the evening’s events. Here’s a few of my favorite parts:
7:43-Barbie-(mock excitement)-BRANGELINA!
Mim-”Angelina always has total bitchface whenever she loses.”
Pre-show Red Carpet
8:00-Kate Winslet tastefully covers “The Winslets” perhaps for the first time this season
9:10-Animated Short means Cheese is on the board with everyone else! Yay!
5 for 5=Marti & Mim
Mim, pointing aggressively at her 72-year-old competition, Marti,
“I’m takin’ you DOWN!”
9:35-Mim pulls ahead of Marti with Cinematography-9 for 9. Wow!
Mim is now telling everyone in the room (and in all the world), to “Suck it!”
She’s drunk with success–and PLENTY of alcohol.
10:15-Mim=12 for 12. I’m not kidding. 50% of the categories
11:26-Best Actress-Anne Hathaway is verklempt.”It’s Shirley MacLaine talking to ME!
OMG!”…..wait for it….”She LIKES me! She REALLY likes me!”
Why is Sophia Loren’s face 3 shades darker than her body? And please take her hand off her hip. This is NOT RuPaul’s Drag Race. Lip synch for your LIFE!
Yay! KATE WINSLET! Call Uncle Leo! The Susan Lucci of the Oscars finally wins.
Great whistle from Daddy Winslet. Or is that Truman Capote? Nice hat!
11:37-Best Actor-… Sean Penn! Mim is literally in tears. “I did it! I did it! I FINALLY won the Oscar contest! I’m taking him (Oscar) home!” Dan says, “Thanks. I have to go home with her.” Sigh.
I love all the flourishes in this video. Beginning with Laylee. Her hand on her hip was killing me. So sista-friend. And I love all your multi-leveled bows. hahaha Congrats!
haha your video is awesome. i wish i had a fun oscar party like that. i won my mini ballot contest at home though with 16 right, i was pretty impressed with myself, but 20 just blew me out of the water, haha. nice job!
Enough with the gloating!
We’re already planning your crash and burn in next year’s contest. Whatever is necessary. NO WAY you’re coming back to OUR house, drinking all of OUR booze, taking OUR winnings, and kidnapping OUR little gold guy! What kind of guest does that? Who raised you?
Oh…Danny can come back though. Love ya.
[...] Every year I compete in an Oscars contest with my Aunts. Last year the husband and I traveled up to Pittsburgh to visit and watch them live with my Aunts (instead of calling them after every award like I usually do). You may also remember this as the year that I WON! [...]
Cockiness prevails!
You’re too cute! I always love the glasses.
And yay congrats!!!
Woo! Congrats! I knew you were going to win
Your speech rocks…loved seeing *The Winslets*
I love all the flourishes in this video. Beginning with Laylee. Her hand on her hip was killing me. So sista-friend. And I love all your multi-leveled bows. hahaha Congrats!
haha your video is awesome. i wish i had a fun oscar party like that. i won my mini ballot contest at home though with 16 right, i was pretty impressed with myself, but 20 just blew me out of the water, haha. nice job!
spectacular. my favorite bit was the thank you for the pen, thank you for the wine, thank you for the beer, all the way down to the floor!
Enough with the gloating!
We’re already planning your crash and burn in next year’s contest. Whatever is necessary. NO WAY you’re coming back to OUR house, drinking all of OUR booze, taking OUR winnings, and kidnapping OUR little gold guy! What kind of guest does that? Who raised you?
Oh…Danny can come back though. Love ya.
Still makes me giggle.
[...] Every year I compete in an Oscars contest with my Aunts. Last year the husband and I traveled up to Pittsburgh to visit and watch them live with my Aunts (instead of calling them after every award like I usually do). You may also remember this as the year that I WON! [...]