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Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, DIARRHEA!

May 6, 2008 by littlespoon

On Friday night my husband and I decided to stay in and hang out. We’re kind of irritated with one of our O’Charley’s friends who completely showed his ass last Friday night by hitting on me and pouring one of the beers my husband bought for the group down the drain b/c he’s, in short, a lightweight. So instead of inviting an unwanted awkward situation into our Friday night we just decided to stay home and may have played Mario Kart for the entire evening.

One of the things that amuses me about this game is how easily my husband and I get irritated by playing against the computer. For example we will be ahead of the entire crew for the entire race and just as we’re about to dominate we’re hit with 8 different objects that prohibit us from claiming our victory over a machine.

The main thing that amuses me is a course from the Nintendo Gamecube’s version of Mario Kart, “Donkey Kong Mountain”. Until tonight we thought that the aforementioned mountain, which of course has a face b/c it’s Mario World, was either angry or sad. But upon closer examination we’ve come to realize that it is in fact…constipated.

Wouldn’t you agree?

Perhaps some Pepto Bismol is in order?

If any of you have Wii’s and the amazing Mario Kart, let me know and we’ll play together!

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On a completely unrelated note…I voted today! It was my very first time and I must say it went splendidly! I’m very excited and am rocking my “I Voted” sticker with pride.

*kisses*

Smiley Count:3

Posted in Wii! | 22 Comments

22 Responses to “Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, DIARRHEA!”

on May 6, 2008 at 8:34 am1 Michelle & the City

you probably already know from my away messages as of late, i am completely jealous of you right now. and your constipated mountain.
on May 6, 2008 at 8:51 am2 Valerie

I have the Gamecube MarioKart, and I love that course! It does look rather constipated . . .
on May 6, 2008 at 9:08 am3 poodlegoose

I am so jealous that you have that right now. Because I’m trying to save for the wedding, we have put off buying a wii until afterward. Matthew and his brother are serious video game crazies, and they’re still doing the Smash thing. But when we do get Mario Kart, I will definitely let you know, and we can race!

And I totally feel your frustration when it comes to being hit by like 10 things right at the end and being bumped into like 3rd place at the last second. That drives me absolutely nuts. My favorite course? Baby Park, of course!
on May 6, 2008 at 9:08 am4 dreamgrrl

DEFINITELY constipated!!!!
hilarious

congrats on voting, this is huge! im proud !
on May 6, 2008 at 9:31 am5 Z

I have a Wii but no Mario Cart… Perhaps that will be the next game we try (We’re still pretty happy to be playing a lot of Smash Brothers at this point)
on May 6, 2008 at 9:32 am6 Margarita

Eww, he(it?) does look constipated.
on May 6, 2008 at 10:18 am7 Deutlich

I LOVE MARIO KART!!!! I’d pick that over idiots & drinking any day of the week.
on May 6, 2008 at 10:51 am8 Pessimistic Redhead

He definitely looks like he needs a good poop. Those clouds could be toot clouds!

Yeah, I’m 26.
on May 6, 2008 at 10:55 am9 penelope23

Glad you voted!
on May 6, 2008 at 10:55 am10 notsojenny

nice

… i’ve gotta get me some Wii mariokart ASAP!
on May 6, 2008 at 11:07 am11 Chelsea Talks Smack

HAHAHAHAA THE MOUNTAIN IS. HYSTERICAL.
on May 6, 2008 at 11:34 am12 pinkjellybaby

we have mario kart but i’m crap at it! i’ll play with you once i’m better!
on May 6, 2008 at 11:42 am13 Nilsa S.

I can’t contribute much re. Mario Kart. But, I think it’s AWESOME you voted. ROCK OUT THE VOTE and let’s hope we’re much closer to knowing who the Democratic candidate will be (I fear the longer we wait, the stronger the Republican ticket will be)!!!
on May 6, 2008 at 11:43 am14 legallyheidi

omg you can play? with other people?

because i totally have a wii. and mario kart. for n64. but we’re in the process…of buying mario kart for wii.

and yes the mountain does look a bit constipated. perhaps some metamucil might make him feel better??
on May 6, 2008 at 12:17 pm15 Jess

Yay for voting! And booo for constipation. I say get that thing some Metamucil.
on May 6, 2008 at 12:48 pm16 Wickedly Scarlett

I’ve never heard of a constipated mountain before, but I must admit, there is definitely a look of constipation on that stony face!!
on May 6, 2008 at 2:41 pm17 katelin

Haha yes he does look quite constipated, that’s pretty funny. I seriously want a Wii though, oy.
on May 6, 2008 at 7:16 pm18 Light

ROFL!!! Yep he sure does look constipated!

When I went into work today…one of my 5 y/os goes….

5 y/o-I voted today
Me-Who’d you vote for?
5 y/o-My mom and dad

That’s who I want to vote for too!!
on May 6, 2008 at 7:21 pm19 tipptalk

I want to join the fabulous club of Wii-users!
on May 6, 2008 at 8:01 pm20 Kass

It totally is! Squeeze it out!
on May 6, 2008 at 8:47 pm21 alexa

me and mario kart for wii had a lot of fun together over at my neighbors on monday. i need some practice though, i kept falling off the track!
on May 7, 2008 at 11:44 am22 Cristin

You’ve never voted? I thought you voted before.