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Sick and slightly delusional :)

April 21, 2008 by littlespoon

So of course, I’m sick again. woot! I guess it’s my year to be sick. Oh well. Life coule be worse huh?

So today I’ll leave you with a conversation my sister and I had recently about a woman who is always at the same meetings my sister is in. A woman who always plays Devil’s advocate with a super bad attitude.

mysister (9:59:24 AM): She looks SUPER unhappy. All the time.

me (9:59:34 AM): perma bitchface?

mysister (9:59:55 AM): hahaha YES

mysister (10:00:00 AM): Arms crossed.

mysister (10:00:01 AM): Scowl.

mysister (10:00:05 AM): Furrowed brow.

me (10:00:21 AM): I always feel bad for people with perma bitchfaces. like they made that face too much as a child and it got stuck that way

mysister (10:00:30 AM): LMAO

me (10:00:36 AM): they should have listened to their mother’s warnings

mysister(10:00:40 AM): Yes. Poor, poor bitchfacelady.

mysister (10:01:31 AM): Her hair is pretty tho.

mysister (10:01:33 AM): lol

me (10:01:35 AM): well that’s good

mysister (10:01:45 AM): Yes she’s got that going for her. Which is nice.

me (10:01:51 AM): it would be mean of God to give her perma bitchface AND bad hair

mysister (10:02:03 AM): LOL!

mysister (10:02:12 AM): You makin’ me sputter in mah meetin’.

me (10:02:21 AM): I’m trying to make you laugh out loud in your meeting

me(10:02:26 AM): oh good it’s working

*kisses*

Smiley Count: 3

I have no idea why my spacing is off. I’m kind of hating WordPress right now…and my nose.

…fixed my spacing, still working on the nose J

Posted in sick, sisters | 13 Comments

13 Responses to “Sick and slightly delusional :)”

on April 21, 2008 at 8:41 am1 Nilsa S.

Spacing looks fine, font looks big (compared to your other posts). I love hilarious IM conversations - sometimes they’re the only thing that get me through the day!
on April 21, 2008 at 9:03 am2 Marie

Sorry you’re sick! Hope you feel better! I wish I could IM with someone while in one of my fantastically boring meetings.
on April 21, 2008 at 9:08 am3 MrsTwink

Sorry you’re sick but at least you haven’t lost your sense of humor.

I love “perma bitchface”. I know quite a few women in my office who suffer from it!! But they also have bad hair. So god really doesn’t like them. Haha!
on April 21, 2008 at 9:24 am4 dreamgrrl

aw i hope you feel better! Take lots of vitamin C!
on April 21, 2008 at 9:34 am5 Margarita

Hope ya feel better!
on April 21, 2008 at 10:32 am6 Deutlich

awww - I hope you feel better soon!
on April 21, 2008 at 12:12 pm7 Cristin

Wow. I’m such a badass today. I posted my latest rant and then came over here to read another. Bwaha.
on April 21, 2008 at 12:23 pm8 cdp

That’s hilarious. Permabitchface is a sad condition. I know a girl who has permabitchface and I always thought she was a beeyatch, but we ended up being really good friends when I got to know her. Turns out she just seems to have a look on her face all the time, but she totally doesn’t mean to do it. It was a case of accidental permabitchface.
on April 21, 2008 at 4:56 pm9 katelin

haha, love it. permabitchface is classic.

hope you feel better soon!
on April 21, 2008 at 6:29 pm10 Jamie

I hope you feel better soon!

Also, that would be pretty mean of God. She is lucky she has great hair!
on April 21, 2008 at 9:01 pm11 Light

hope you feel better soon!

our pastor this weekend was talking about how kids say the darnest thing….and this was his story/joke

A kid in Sunday School class was making faces behind the teacher’s back. The teacher caught him and said, “You know, God will freeze your face if you keep making those ugly faces.”

The kid responds….”Well, at least you were warned.”

Gotta love kids!!
on April 22, 2008 at 2:33 am12 Princess Pointful

How are you sick again, girlie?
I prescribe extra hubbie TLC!
on April 22, 2008 at 7:08 am13 stormiekim

Hope you’re feeling better today