- Don’t volunteer to do crew for another University production. You will be exhausted by the end. You will be treated like slave labor. You will not get paid and no matter how much you think that doesn’t matter b/c the payoff in getting your theatre fix on is worth it, remember it does too matter. Especially when you live 30 minutes away and gas is almost $3 a gallon. Also, you will miss your husband terribly.
- Just because your cell phone is beeping annoyingly at you, constantly reminding you that your battery is low, does not mean your phone will die. On the contrary you can still get another day and half of use out of your “low battery” powered phone. This is the equivalent of eighteen 10 minutes conversations. Remember that the next time you hastily cut your friend off b/c you’re afraid of your phone cutting her off instead. Also remember that it will still constantly beep annoyingly at you, try to resist the urge to throw it against the wall.
- If you get your mother started in on an area that peaks her interest, you will not get a word in edge wise. Especially if you haven’t been able to drive into work with her for more than 2 weeks.
- Stop going to the grocery store when you’re hungry. It’s a bad idea and you will end up spending more money than you should. On the plus side, you will thank yourself the next morning when you remember you bought bagels and cream cheese.
- When you want to make two cups of coffee, try to remember to switch the setting on your coffee pot to two cups. This will alleviate the mess you’re bound to make when one of your cups runs over and you don’t notice for quite some time b/c you’re too busy spreading cream cheese on those yummy bagels.
*kisses*


Please also warn me not to go to the grocery store when I am hungry.
Now I have two tubs of ice cream in my freezer.
Wow, you sure have a lot of notes to remember!
And bagels and cream cheese – LOVE. In fact I brought one for lunch =)
i hate going to the grocery store hungry! i buy everything!!!
Do you have a Razor by any chance? My phone beeps INCESSANTLY for everything, like, you missed a call? Here, let me beep for three hours to remind you. Text message? Ditto, Voice mail? Ditto. Low battery? Ditto. I HATE it.
cellphone beeping is right there at the level of smoke alarms beeping.
and yum bagel and cream cheese. NOT HELPING MY DIET WOMAN. but in other news, I’m totally up for a tv show together. just saying.
I haaate cell phones. Mine flashes obnoxious yellow/green at me every 2 seconds when I’m low. It’s annoying. I’d throw it at the wall if it beeped at me though!
Note to Mim, I heart you. Also, when Noah goes to the grocery hungry he bugs the snot out of me. He’s like a five year old picking stuff up to put in the cart that we don’t need or that is unhealthy. But I don’t like to go without him. He gets all sad and mopey and inevitabely I forget something that he wanted or needed.
Haha, the grocery store is one of my favorite places. Very dangerous walking in there when hungry. When you get a new cell phone, you should chuck your current one against the wall. I’m sure it will be very satisfying.
“If you get your mother started in on an area that peaks her interest, you will not get a word in edge wise.”
Do we ever get a word in edgewise? haha;)
Nicole + hunger + grocery store = buying cheetos and funfetti icing.
Not.good.
I so hear you on the grocery store when you are hungry thing.
It seems like such a good idea to get 3 different kinds of cheese!
See now I want a bagel! Thanks a lot!
what’s even worse is visiting peapod.com when you are hungry at work (because some bosses don’t like to let you leave for lunch ever) even after you swore to the gods you would never order from peapod.com again after they sent you a box of rotton clementines.
on the plus side, if you love receiving presents and packages – and yes, i consider delivered groceries a present – then i heavily suggest you do this because $100+ in groceries = lots and lots of “packages”.
bisou bisou!
WHY is the Razr so damn popular?! As we speak, my phone is beeping with it’s annoying-as-hell low battery warning that cannot be shut off!!!
My phone does the same thing. Odd.
Oh, man.
That cell phone things gets me too.
The most obnoxious beeping ever.